Thursday, June 05, 2008
I'm actually blogging! Because I am not sleeping. Because there is a SPIDER in my BED.
I was attempting to kill a freakishly large, gross, brownish-yellowish spider, the likes of which seem to be drawn to my house by the strangely magnetic force of fear. I grabbed about 18 tissues and attempted to grab the beast off the wall. In the process, it nearly scuttled onto my hand and then tumbled (meaning that it sensed my fear and disgust and threw itself) down the wall and into the folds of the blankets on my bed. I proceeded to do what any sane person would do faced with such a situation and tore from the room, grabbing a blanket from the closet on the way.
Which brings me back to the computer that I had just put to sleep to tell anyone who will listen about the pathetic situation I just found myself in, as well as to blog about it so that it would be documented forever, because I don't even now how that possibly happened, as this is real life, and not a hilarious movie.
I will now sleep downstairs for fear that the beast will suffocate me in the night.
Fuck spiders.
I was attempting to kill a freakishly large, gross, brownish-yellowish spider, the likes of which seem to be drawn to my house by the strangely magnetic force of fear. I grabbed about 18 tissues and attempted to grab the beast off the wall. In the process, it nearly scuttled onto my hand and then tumbled (meaning that it sensed my fear and disgust and threw itself) down the wall and into the folds of the blankets on my bed. I proceeded to do what any sane person would do faced with such a situation and tore from the room, grabbing a blanket from the closet on the way.
Which brings me back to the computer that I had just put to sleep to tell anyone who will listen about the pathetic situation I just found myself in, as well as to blog about it so that it would be documented forever, because I don't even now how that possibly happened, as this is real life, and not a hilarious movie.
I will now sleep downstairs for fear that the beast will suffocate me in the night.
Fuck spiders.
